December 2011
32 posts
Part of the fun of Tumblr is never knowing when some damn nudie picture - vintage, black and white, arty, or otherwise - is going to appear in my timeline at work. it adds an element of danger…
“Fail, fail again, fail better.”
– Samuel Beckett (via thanatesque
)
officeslave6 asked: you write stories?
officeslave6 asked: what story are you making a mess of?
I’m just a sad little bastard
makin’ a mess’
of this stupid little story
runnin’ through my head
#astronautilis
Oh, tumblr… i totally neglect you. but we stay friends anyway, right?
i am just a lonely drone
with a notepad and a picture phone
whose nectar is a collection
of transgressions
and subversive flaws
#astronautilis
laughing beats talking
You’re funny
I like when you’re funny
But I like when I’m funny more
You laugh like you were made for it
You smile from the corner of your lips
Like a girl who grew up on honey comb in some rural southern town with tall grass waving
And when you start you don’t stop, you keep rolling
Like the grass
The big joke is that if you talk long enough
Life gives you what you want
And lets you...
Big Night on the Town
drunk on the dark streets of some city,
it’s night, you’re lost, where’s your
room?
you enter a bar to find yourself,
order scotch and water.
damned bar’s sloppy wet, it soaks
part of one of your shirt
sleeves.
It’s a clip joint-the scotch is weak.
you order a bottle of beer.
Madame Death walks up to you
wearing a dress.
she sits...
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Are you too productive today? Need a way to inertly stare at your screen? Here’s your answer…
“We shall not have succeeded in demolishing everything unless we demolish the ruins as well. But the only way I can see of doing that is to use them to put up a lot of fine, well-designed buildings.” - alfred jarry #absurdism
Tumblr spellcheck really should add Tumblr as an accepted spelling for Tumblr on Tumblr.
You know when you see a Tumblr posts on twitter and you click through and there are like a whole three extra words on the Tumblr side of the link so you’re kind of sorry that you bothered to click at all? Yes. You’re welcome for that.
i think i still don’t “get” tumblr… i’m told my tumblr is weird.
If i’m being honest, talking to me is kind of weird too.
being silly means having to explain yourself to strangers most of the time